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“In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with 8 people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here. And I realized that this whole time I was just wandering around everywhere just looking for you.”
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Favorite Characters: Ben Wyatt
“I move around a lot, so the friends I make in these cities, they’re like Facebook friends, you know? “Hey, Doug from Bloomington is thinking about buying a shirt.” Come on, Doug, who cares?”
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Ben Wyatt
Derived from: human disaster
(b-èn wí-àt) noun.
1) A brilliant, sexy humming bird elf king with a strategic mind and a slight yet powerful body.
Ben Wyatt - Human Disaster